The News Was...

Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

1 MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS

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Old Gramophone Horns

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It Wasn't Only That They Said...

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It Was a Formica Table

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We're Bombing Egypt

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It Didn't Seem Odd to Be Eleven

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There Was Someone Called...

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My Brother's Girlfriends

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I Had Just Found...

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I Came Through the Customs

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There Was a Typhoid Outbreak

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The First I Knew About It

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It Was In Leeds

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Lenny Let Is Be Known

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In the 1940's English Parents...

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Early Days At Broadcasting House

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First the GI's Run Round

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I Don't Think This Matters Much

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Who's In the Room

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I Opened a Sunday Newspaper

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Pallister Explained

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I Got a Summons

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We Were On Our Way

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He Did Up the Outside

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I Think It Was Called...

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Some Friends Came Over

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The Last Night Together

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There Were Ways of Figuring

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It Wasn't a Good Idea

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Next Door Neighbour

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There's a Way We Make It

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I Called Wayne and Phyllis

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I Knew Something Wasn't Right

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Thank You for Your Card

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I Haven't Seen You For...

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One of Us Fell Off

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We're Travellers On the Road

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In Paris Where We Went To...

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Barbara Whose Husband...

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He Lost His Life

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I Got a Letter Home

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An Egg In Salt Water

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I Wrote Her a Letter

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Is This the Kind of Mosquito...

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I Was Between King's Cross and ...

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The Drunk Woman

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You Can Do It With Lettuce

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I Packed My Books

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It Turned Out That the Baby...

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How Shall We Defeat the Enemy

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The News Was...

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My Teeth Are Moving

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Isn't Their Real Name...

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I Was Just Crossing the Road

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We Went to the Public Record Office

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On the Way There

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This Is the Sick Tunnel

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Pinter Lost His Patience

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It Didn't Work Out

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My Friends In the Suburbs

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In Between One of Our...

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The Upper Levels

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I Stayed In the Headteacher's House

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Malc's Shoes Smelled...

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When Lady Chatterley Came Out

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For a Year They Taught Us...

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We Had Thumbed Lifts

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Marching Across the Park

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After I Was Taken Out

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I Went Out On the Playing Fields

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I Told Them That It Felt Like...

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Her Mother Had a Dog

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Jim Sat On the Bus

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The Buzzer Rang

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I Used to Be Able...

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He Said That the Thing That...

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You Need to Slim Down

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There Was Something About...

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The Most Successful Amongst Us

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Yes, I'll Have a Cup

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I Sat In the Bird Gallery

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It Was the Bit of the Eyelid...

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If You Asked You Could Get to See

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I Couldn't Catch the Bus

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I Listened to My Voice

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They Whacked Him Over the Head

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Just Do One Thing

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I Sat In a Miner's Terrace

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Snow Is the Enemy

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I Was Walking Through Cricklewood

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I Had to Deal With My Eyes

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He Said, If They Don't Like It...

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I Went to the Doctor

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You Never Used to Look Like...

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I Told the Doctor

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It All Came Down To...

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The Kidney Test Showed...

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At the Renal Department

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The Students Stood Round Me

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I Was In a Room With Charlie

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Every Day They Brought...

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I Used to Be Too Old

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It's Not In a Dream

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He Said, I Am a Misfortune Bully

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If You Need Cheering Up

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When the Brits Found Out

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It Didn't Take Long

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I Was In an Airport

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They Say That Sir Alex...

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The Female Remnaunt Spider

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I Was Sleeping On My Own

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I Used to Be Bothered

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We Haven't Got Long

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It Was Carpet Madness

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The Obituary Talked

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They Sold the School

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The Cat's Ignoring Me

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They Told Us On the Radio

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Is This How It Is

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I Said I Lost Him

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There Was a Joke He Used to Tell

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I Am Peeling an Apple

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Could I Have Imagined

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A Family Arrived

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The Wind Had Blown All Day

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30) Popping These...

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Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

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