The Most Successful Amongst Us

Michael Rosen

Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

1 MINUTE AND 1 SECOND

Album tracklist

My Father Said

01:23

Old Gramophone Horns

01:24

It Wasn't Only That They Said...

00:54

It Was a Formica Table

01:05

We're Bombing Egypt

01:04

It Didn't Seem Odd to Be Eleven

02:34

In the Water

00:42

There Was Someone Called...

00:46

My Brother's Girlfriends

00:59

I Had Just Found...

01:33

H.M. Hyndman

01:11

I Came Through the Customs

01:04

There Was a Typhoid Outbreak

01:31

The First I Knew About It

01:23

It Was In Leeds

00:23

Lenny Let Is Be Known

01:17

In the 1940's English Parents...

00:32

Dame Helen Sat

01:40

Early Days At Broadcasting House

01:08

First the GI's Run Round

00:58

I Don't Think This Matters Much

01:32

Who's In the Room

01:07

I Opened a Sunday Newspaper

01:03

Pallister Explained

00:55

I Got a Summons

01:25

We Were On Our Way

01:51

He Did Up the Outside

01:05

I Think It Was Called...

01:34

Some Friends Came Over

00:50

224 Chairs

00:54

The Last Night Together

01:03

There Were Ways of Figuring

00:26

It Wasn't a Good Idea

00:40

Next Door Neighbour

00:42

There's a Way We Make It

00:55

I Called Wayne and Phyllis

00:30

I Knew Something Wasn't Right

01:10

Dear Joe

00:27

Thank You for Your Card

00:42

Dear Bank

00:27

I Haven't Seen You For...

00:24

One of Us Fell Off

00:29

We're Travellers On the Road

01:19

In Paris Where We Went To...

01:08

Only Us

00:53

Barbara Whose Husband...

00:49

00:14

01:03

00:28

00:40

00:34

00:26

00:34

01:02

Is This the Kind of Mosquito...

00:33

Bloody Music

00:48

I Was Between King's Cross and ...

01:04

The Drunk Woman

00:21

The Old City

00:40

You Can Do It With Lettuce

00:50

I Packed My Books

00:49

It Turned Out That the Baby...

01:01

How Shall We Defeat the Enemy

00:51

The News Was...

01:30

My Teeth Are Moving

00:46

Isn't Their Real Name...

01:11

I Was Just Crossing the Road

01:36

We Went to the Public Record Office

02:07

On the Way There

00:53

This Is the Sick Tunnel

00:55

Pinter Lost His Patience

01:03

It Didn't Work Out

00:36

My Friends In the Suburbs

01:44

In Between One of Our...

00:28

The Upper Levels

01:30

I Stayed In the Headteacher's House

00:52

Malc's Shoes Smelled...

00:44

When Lady Chatterley Came Out

00:36

For a Year They Taught Us...

01:27

We Had Thumbed Lifts

01:40

Marching Across the Park

01:12

After I Was Taken Out

01:16

I Went Out On the Playing Fields

00:29

In 1963

00:30

I Told Them That It Felt Like...

00:20

00:34

00:22

01:06

00:13

00:42

00:33

He Said That the Thing That...

00:45

You Need to Slim Down

00:17

In a Cartoon

00:34

There Was Something About...

00:17

The Most Successful Amongst Us

01:01

Yes, I'll Have a Cup

00:31

I Sat In the Bird Gallery

00:36

It Was the Bit of the Eyelid...

00:20

100

If You Asked You Could Get to See

00:45

101

I Couldn't Catch the Bus

00:12

102

So I Took Him

00:44

103

I Listened to My Voice

00:15

104

They Whacked Him Over the Head

01:02

105

Just Do One Thing

00:15

106

I Sat In a Miner's Terrace

00:30

107

Hours of Sleep

00:30

108

Snow Is the Enemy

00:45

109

I Was Walking Through Cricklewood

00:44

110

I Had to Deal With My Eyes

00:15

111

He Said, If They Don't Like It...

00:18

112

I Went to the Doctor

00:12

113

You Never Used to Look Like...

00:21

114

I Told the Doctor

00:12

115

It All Came Down To...

01:01

116

The Kidney Test Showed...

00:20

117

At the Renal Department

01:17

118

The Students Stood Round Me

01:13

119

A Week Later

00:55

120

I Was In a Room With Charlie

00:54

121

Every Day They Brought...

00:28

122

I Emerged

00:35

123

I Used to Be Too Old

00:24

124

It's Not In a Dream

00:44

125

I Saw You

00:22

126

I Ran

00:27

127

I Was Sorry

00:50

128

He Said, I Am a Misfortune Bully

00:42

129

If You Need Cheering Up

01:16

130

When the Brits Found Out

00:50

131

It Didn't Take Long

00:48

132

The Phone Rang

00:19

133

I Was In an Airport

00:31

134

They Say That Sir Alex...

00:22

135

The Female Remnaunt Spider

00:24

136

I Was Sleeping On My Own

02:33

137

I Used to Be Bothered

00:10

138

We Haven't Got Long

01:07

139

It Was Carpet Madness

00:57

140

The Obituary Talked

00:20

141

They Sold the School

00:28

142

The Cat's Ignoring Me

00:11

143

They Told Us On the Radio

01:06

144

Is This How It Is

01:36

145

These Shops

01:57

146

I Said I Lost Him

00:46

147

There Was a Joke He Used to Tell

00:50

148

I Am Peeling an Apple

01:07

149

We Make a Baby

00:20

150

Could I Have Imagined

00:28

151

A Family Arrived

00:46

152

The Wind Had Blown All Day

01:33

153

30) Popping These...

00:31

Carrying the Elephant & This Is Not My Nose

The Most Successful Amongst Us