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My Life In A Family Of Thieves

Story Time Animated

08-05-2023 • 15 mins

Hi. I'm Collins, prince of a faraway kingdom called Setia and this is my story of the most bizarre way I found true love. I was born to the two worst parents ever. Dad and Mum were the King and Queen of Setia, and they were the worst the town had ever seen. They shamelessly stole and ate the town's money, and also believed that we were above everyone because we were royals.

My brother, Gerald who was two years older than me was exactly like them, ruthless, selfish and a big, empty-headed hunk who was only interested in growing his intimidating biceps and nothing else.

"Yes! Sniff all that glory, insurgent!"

I came out different though. Every time I got a chance, I helped people even if Mum and Dad didn't like that very much. Once when I was 10, I heard this girl crying by the castle gates.

"Someone, anybody. I need help. My mum needs medication and we don't have any money."

My brother, Gerald walked up to her and pushed her away from the gates and then he was so rude!

"Get away from the castle, peasant. There are doctors all over the village. Go ask them for medication. This isn't a hospital."

"I don't have any money for that. The King and Queen took our farmlands away. Please help me."

"Get lost!"


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