Comic Patrol

Issue two of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This one is all about Mikey's new celebrity status in Japan and how he is handling life after the disbanding of his brothers, one of who MIGHT show up in this issue.  In the second half of this episode, we are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for October, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a turtle pic from our tortoise enclosure)--

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What do you get when you dress up killers like schoolgirls but also give them ninja-like masks? You call them Ninjettes, and they are what this book is all about. Yes, they are a spinoff from Jennifer Blood, but we didn't know that at the time, so we weren't sure what to expect. What we got was, well, schoolgirl ninja-esque women with rage issues. We think? Listen in for more!   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (and we promise it isn't ninja themed dick pics)--

THE NEW TURTLE SERIES DROPPED!!! You better believe D'Lethal Weapons are gonna cover it (and every issue thereafter), and you cheezes and meatz are coming along for the ride. As an added bonus, not only are we going to tell you about Raphael's life in prison in this time jump from the last 2011 volume, but we are also going to let you know what's on the horizon. That's right, Coke N Dank are going to look ahead at the comic solicitations for September 2024 and pick out a few that catch our eyes. Stay tuned to the front and back half of this new monthly episode we cooked up for ya! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a dick pic from prison)--

ITS TIME - Red/Black meets Yellow/Blue, Ketchup meets Mustard, Coke meets Dank in our Deadpool & Wolverine Extravaganza Review.  Buckle up SawftCheezes n' NuMeatz as we go scene to scene, killshot to killshot, f*ck to f*ck breaking down the third instalment in this Deadpool franchise. Oh and in case you were listening closely the name on the boner-bone is: Visual Effects Supervisor - Swen Gillberg , God Bless You, muah! ...and because we forgot here's the cast  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a fun fan letter for a future shout out on the pod-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra screenshots of fun (we maybe promise it isn't a deadpool & wolverine podcast)   #opusmagnum #sawftcheezes #numeatz

What started as a simple First Glance tradition (checking out a single issue), turned into a whole series examination of the 6 issues for Avengers Twilight. One of the latest Avengers alt-universe limited runs, where heroes are hated, the government is bought and paid for, and Steve Rogers is struggling to keep his head down any longer. How does it start? How well does it end? Is the journey from start to finish fun? Are the characters interesting? And does the world keep us hooked? Find out here, as we record our thoughts after every issue we read, and mashed them all together here, in Eventus form, to let you hear our live impressions. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't old man america dick pics)--

it is not often a book can keep us turning the page, whilst making every panel revealed a spit-take of audible laughter and enjoyment. We cant hide our excitement for this book! Not only does this book seemingly reinvent ways to tell multiple stories, but gawd-damn is it funny. A book so intent on showing the juvenile side of two protagonists, as they seeming choose to out-due each others decent into debauchery, foulness and ridiculousness fuelled alcoholism. This is @ssholes. A book filled with vanity of the rich, profanity, classism, ageism, sexism, chauvinism, macho-madness, competitiveness, depravity, insecurity and boyish irreverence. This book has a lot going for it on the surface, its clean paneling and illustrations punctuate the humour, its plotting of story progresses through a game of golf and 18 chapters, its written well and almost too familiar, and its hilarious - almost immediately.  What we find just barely under the surface, is that these two boys, are not men, are not heroes, and in this case these two @ssholes are actively trying to avoid any redemption, as we learn more about how these schmucks treat themselves, each other and anyone within earshot. Buckle up sawft cheezes you haven't had a ride until you've ridden with @SSHOLES! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (no promises, we may be the @SSHOLES!)--

It's been less than the last block of Arc Analysis between volumes of Something is Killing the Children (63episodes, AA#77), but we had to see how this story played out!  Shoutouts to BOOM Studios! writer:James Tynion IV and artist: Werther Dell’Edera. Again the mood and temperature of this book are great, it iss both creepy, eerie, and exciting to enter this universe where something has killed almost all of the children and were still playing catch up to see why. Continuing immediately after the events of the first and second arc, this volume aims to wrap-up all the loose ends in the small town of Archer's Peak, as we follow Erica's last attempts to escape from the worst weekend ever? Can she do it? is everything resolved? Will the town accept the fate given to them? Whats the bus schedule? this and many more questions asked, but were not sure if answered! Check out our full review here! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't monster dick pics)--

What can be said about an anthological, horror influenced, possible what-if, purgatory placed, mind-melt  of a book.. well a lot (and thats just Volume 1). But that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of this Image produced comic. W. Maxwell Prince written and art by Martín Morazzo. They take us on a ride that even after reading it, I still cant fully describe it.  So forgive me if I can't comprehend all that is Ice Cream Man Vol 1. Each story is self-contained with their own protagonists, and own hard and torturous lessons to learn. The only connection comes with what would be an eerie musical theme coming from a  colourful and inviting ice-cream truck. The driver that would be the "Ice Cream Man-the weaver of stories" What we can't figure out, is if this is a friend. a foe. a god. a demon. a clown or the man who, with a snap of his fingers changes the course of the direction to all he encounters. I say this with no exaggeration, Coke N Dank literally talked themselves into circles trying to figure out what to make of this book, and if they liked it. So the question is, will our confusion lead to you turning the page? Buckle up numeatz the patrol is on! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't popsicle d pics)--

Well Sawftcheezes, we couldn't stop and that usually means you will reach an end.  Thus we did, we have thoughts and feelings on this great mouse adventure! Coke AND Dank return one last time to the forrest that holds the final face offs we were all waiting for. And we fall into the deep glow of the fire that claims more than one familiar face. Yes it's Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens the story and draws all of Wix's wide eyed glory and condemnation (good word)! This is the finale in this great and desperate adventure.  Our champion protagonist Wix, tries to unite his friends, navigate the forrest and vanquish his enemies. As Pict dares to challenge the prophecy from the witches and make the great guardian rise! So buckle in and listen to us try and decipher how animals are better at surviving a nuclear storm than man. Gush over how size matters, as an allan key, nail and tac are the best weapons used by mice in battle. We continue to find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't bear dick pics)--

We are doubling back to take a closer look at Image Comics shared universe... universe, with Ghost Machine. We dive deeper than out last episode introduction [Arc Analysis #75] with 3 major titles the Ghost Machine has to offer. Geiger: a post apocalyptic radioactive anti-heroes Redcoat: a draft dodger who can't seem to die Rook-Exodus: farmers with animal controlling helmets These are their premier titles and we are following to see if this universe has enough imagination and structure to keep our interests peaked and pages turning. Are we happy with what the first 2 issues of each title offer, or are we more lost than we began weeks ago, buckle in numeatz and click in for a wild new journey thanks to the Ghost Machine. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a topic for a future episodes-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't redcoated dick pics)--

Well Sawftcheezes, we couldn't resist returning back to a book that left us off in a cliffhanger. So why stop? Well. We. Didn't ! Coke AND Dank return to the forest that holds all the critters and creatures that survived "the sky wolf who ate the sun". We sink our teeth deeper into this gem of a book! Yes, it's Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens the story and draws all the blades of grass, splinters of wood and rushing of raging waters in this great and desperate adventures. Our protagonist Wix, attempts to find his ride or dies: Pict - lost to the forest herself and Umf - home as the colony decides serious decisions, that will impact all of their lives.  Honestly, this 2nd part of the adventure has no business getting better than previously read but here we are, so buckle in and listen to us  try and pronounce Erebus correctly as we continue to find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. Shoutouts to Dank's favourite Atlas and Coke's favourite Skoga as we sink deeper into the dangers of the frrest. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't raven dick pics)--

Well well Sawftcheezes, we are back with a book that couldn't help but make Coke AND Dank relive their childhood favourite moments. While also listing off all of their memorable mouse led animated movies of the late 80s and early 90s.  We are talking all things Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens and draws all the great and desperate adventures of our protagonist Wix, and his ride or dies Pict and Umf as they scurry to find food, and safe haven for their colony in a new world of many dangers one being a menacing cat named Titan. Honestly, this tall tail of fantasy and adventure has no business being as good as it is, but buckle in and listen to us find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't mice dick pics)--

It's been about 63 episodes of Arc Analysis, but we are back to this creepy, eerie, exciting universe where something really just keeps killing children! Picking up immediately after the events of the first arc, this volume dives deeper into the lore and backstory of how these child-killing monsters work. We also learn more about where the House of Slaughter and where Erica comes from, and what can happen when a monster situation is mishandled. Check out our full review here! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't monster dick pics)--

What do you get when you take a mermaid out of water and stick her in a mech in a world full of sand and heat? There isn't much talking here, but with a setup like that, you don't really need much more.  Join us as we glance at it for the first time

Well, here we are. At the finale of the 10 episode X-Men TAS revival, and obviously it was a homerun, right? Obviously it's the best animated show out right now, right? Obviously it lived up to our expectations and did our versions of the X-Men justice, right? RIGHT?  Not exactly. In some ways, sure. But in other ways, this was a massive disappointment and boy oh boy, do we have complaints AS WELL AS praise... Kinda. Listen in to hear what we mean! To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

The next 3 episodes have come and gone; we even gave you all an extra few days to marinate in them.... Before getting the objectively best opinions right here on this very show. Tune out the rest of the noise and just stick with us as we navigate the middle 3 episodes that bring us our first look at Genosha, a space opera and a trip to New Mexico, as the sentinels come full circle. And there's a whole lot of melodrama and memorable moments - and nitpicks - to go along with! To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

In 1983, Ralph Baksi's Fire and Ice dropped and it tells the story of an evil queen and her son, set on conquering the entire world shortly after the ice age. Against them, stands one man (and help, so clearly not 'just' one man) from a destroyed village who takes it back to the evil frozen empire in this rotoscope styled film.  A little over 40 years later, how does this bad boy stand up to the test of time - and was Teegra's body all natural?? Those are the big questions here.

Okay so.. We were going to wait to do an episode on the entire series, but let's be real here: we love talking about X-Men (if the last 4 or 5 episodes weren't evidence enough of that). In the spirit of being the mutant FREAKS we are, here are the first 4 episodes of the new X-Men 97 series (that due to technical issues, is a week late #sorrynotsorry). We talk about the character arcs thus far, dive into each individual episode and what we like - and don't like - about the early goings of the series. Buckle up, bub. To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

Our first look took a while, so our second look continues on the mean green path to salvation or more likely destruction. but, of who?  Immortal Hulk is one of those titles that keeps giving to Hulk fans are in for a ride! Writers: Al Ewing, Joey Bennett and Artists: Ruy Josè, Paul Mounts show what a maniac Bruce can be when pushed to deal with his internal struggles and angry issues.  Coke and Dank are back to take down the immovable Mean-Joe-Green of the gamma persuasion, as we giggle with glee with cameos from across the Marvel Comic Universe and talk all the good, bad and SMASH! that Hulk and his counterpart Bruce Banner get into. Spoilers: they continue to f*ck up everywhere they go immediately, its great! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't sasquatch d pics)--