The Cast Away

Beezorks

You're stuck on an island with Beezorks. Imagine you're Wilson and Beezorks is Tom Hanks.
That's what's happening here.
Not because I look more like Tom Hanks than you do.
It's because I do all the talking and you're literally a volleyball most likely.


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Episode 1: Go from Weirdo to Hero!
14-10-2021
Episode 1: Go from Weirdo to Hero!
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Episodes

I’m not changing the band name!
23-09-2022
I’m not changing the band name!
You tell ME who the crazy one is. Me!? Or my manager?
THE VERDICT (What REALLY happened in Kenosha)
23-11-2021
THE VERDICT (What REALLY happened in Kenosha)
The only way to get to the essence of something is to boil it down. Boil that shit allllll the way down. Extract the essence. Then objectively observe it for what it is. That's what must be done in the delicate, nuanced case of Kenosha. The essence is basically this; Don't dress up like a Columbine Shooter when you're volunteering as an EMT/Firefighter.
WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm
02-11-2021
WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm
My hand rake has a sticker that says WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm. I didn't even know you could smoke a hand rake.https://open.spotify.com/track/10BlEgwGetAIKfbVJ7GYzp?si=e60ebc96fe0e49b0
Cotton mouth and murder
28-10-2021
Cotton mouth and murder
My mind went astray on this one. I apologize to the creators of the ShamWow.
CA goes GREEN using...electricity?
26-10-2021
CA goes GREEN using...electricity?
Listen, I'm no tree huggin' sissy over here but I'm pretty sure there's nothing GREEN about making and using electricity. https://open.spotify.com/track/10BlEgwGetAIKfbVJ7GYzp?si=e60ebc96fe0e49b0
New Law in CA
20-10-2021
New Law in CA
Do you remember the incredible pressure you felt in stores growing up due to the color of packaging on some products? Did those colors and pressures force you into your current gender? This new law solves that once and for all!
Louis CK IMO
15-10-2021
Louis CK IMO
This is just my opinion.
Episode 1: Go from Weirdo to Hero!
14-10-2021
Episode 1: Go from Weirdo to Hero!
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Superman is bisexual now
12-10-2021
Superman is bisexual now
We discuss.
The 3 Agencies
23-09-2021
The 3 Agencies
These 3 government agencies are watching and listening at all times. I'm not afraid to tell you who they are!
current events
11-01-2021
current events
Testing Chrome and updating the people on current events