Hot White Heist

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Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on Earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians). This groundbreaking, NSFW romp follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

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Cast: Bowen Yang, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, Brian McCook and more.

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Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Episode 0: Trailer

Episode 0: Trailer

Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 2: I'm In

Episode 2: I'm In

Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 3: The Train Job

Episode 3: The Train Job

The team meets at a remote location to go over their plan. Despite their lack of experience, everything goes smoothly... until it doesn’t.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 4: Your Idiot

Episode 4: Your Idiot

Judy scrambles to finish the job and the team gets more than they bargained for after their scenic train ride.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 5: Cartography

Episode 5: Cartography

Everybody panics when the Russians discover Judy's betrayal. Who can the team turn to for help?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 6: Hot White Heist

Episode 6: Hot White Heist

The crew has to work together to get into the secret government bunker and escape without getting caught - or worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bonus: Hit Job Episode 1 - ORIENTATION DAY

Bonus: Hit Job Episode 1 - ORIENTATION DAY

Brynn Morris lands an administrative job at KillCo., but is swept up in a company-wide competition that puts her at odds with her morals.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.