Have Kids, They Said…

As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically “time blind”. Rich is juggling some wildly competitive kids on the softball field. And we wanna know, are you ordering kids meals for yourself while dining out? Also Nicole interviews The Rock with an unfortunate interruption from her kid. Truly a ‘Have Kids They Said’ moment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of women’s sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it real like usual, according to Nicole. This episode you’re getting all the ups and downs of parent life: drama at the junior sports league, whether to book a cleaner or DIY, accidentally creating VIP kids and finally, we’ll find out what the difference between a hotel and a motel is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a little game of ‘Nerd OR Awesome?’ and we wanna know: what kind of books would you put on display on your newly built bookshelves? You’ll also get the lowdown on the team’s fave emojis, a bunch of fun listener questions and which fast food restaurant we’d want to literally bottle and make into a candle. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t everyone in New York have a friend who f*cked Jeter? This week Nicole hates that her son forgets to flush, not doing Target HER way, and not being able to see causing her to go the wrong way on the subway. Rich hates that his daughter isn’t being gentle with his son, that everything in their house is a competition, and his kids being picky. But that’s okay, because we’ve GOT to talk about how conjoined twin Abby Hensel got married. I mean… what does that entail. Rich and Nicole say what everyone is thinking. Finally, they top that with bad health days, not being the funniest person in the room, and is this cake?  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Now this is how you start a podcast - coughing your lungs out. Why? Because everyone is sick. Nicole and Rich talk about how you can’t blame someone for getting you sick anymore. Nicole opens up about her current “Ace Ventura vibe,” and Rich reads his list of the week (kids need to read the room, holidays are too complicated, and no bad April Fools pranks). They answer your questions about dealing with your kids’ bad friends, allowing independence, and wonder what’s the deal with grandparents these days? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole and Rich are wondering how you enhance your life as a parent (without your kids around!) before getting into spring break activities that drain us of our energy and our wallets and fun date night ideas, and you’ll find out why Rich has a nipple problem. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some insightful parenting advice thanks to your questions on sleeping, how many precious years do we have with our kids and how to find time for your sex life while parenting. Also, we have some hot tips on baby names, and how P.F. Chang's determined Rich’s kid name. A friendly reminder that this podcast is definitely not safe for kids, it’s for parents only! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are thinking about two things: the Olympics and ... Kate Middleton. Stick around for things we hate this week (could give you the ICK - the NSFW variety), if our kids are competitive (and if we want them to be as parents), and some wild naked escapades that could actually be the best 'Top That' of all time. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

When was the last time you had a sloppy joe? Nicole & Rich are back with lots of flavorful stories (and memories) along with The F*ck Do We Know questions for you today about parenting, how you find a great (or just decent) pediatrician, how do you get your kids to eat actual healthy food and plenty more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Parents have gone wild this week as Rich is back from vacation and knows way too much about the Spring Breaker crowd. We talk about what 'words' work with your kids, who is the 'fun parent' (Rich? or Nicole?) and then what goes down in the intimacy aisle STAYS in the intimacy aisle. Steamy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole is not committing Murder on the Dancefloor, while Rich has his kids packing light for vacation. The pair celebrate the Kelce family's success in parenting Jason & Travis and recall two VERY different parents from the first reality TV show: The Osbournes. Nicole & Rich also dig deep into whether we need parents' permission to post photos to socials. Special guest stars Emmy & Ben pop by and their collectible toys (and what we hate)! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are back with their regular podcasting schedule and here to answer your questions on a Tuesday! Do we want to know the ins and outs of famous people's sex lives? Have we heard about the F*ck You Fours as opposed to the Terrible Twos? What's your fantasy now you're a parent? What's the best age to travel with your kids for an actual relaxing holiday? AND, are you the hot one at school pick up? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with 4-year-old tantrums and if YouTube’s Ms Appleberry is the best teacher around. Rich asks Nicole when - if EVER - is the right circumstance to cover our friend's babysitter bill? Also find out why snail jizz gets a special shout out. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Matt Ryan co-hosts this special episode with Nicole and the pair discuss psycho basketball dads, Matt's recent injury and traveling with kids. They also discuss freezing on camera, bad dogs and broken elevators. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using violence as self defense? Should teachers punish students for eating "unhealthy snacks? Should you follow your friend's OnlyFans account? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense watching kids sports. The pair also go over the school book fair, parents who take too much time with pictures, and dropping the ball… literally. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm