Authorities Warn: Bald jackass has released a collection of very similar sounding songs into the local area. He may have acted alone.
02:18
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Snail covered in moose dung corrupts wall-street attorney.
03:08
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Truck stop bathroom evangelist seeks companionship and long walks on pond shore. Serious inquiries only. Contact info in stall # 3, mile marker 82, I-75 S.
04:27
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Famed British researcher concludes 42nd longitudinal line an ‘extreme exaggeration.’
02:27
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Silly tree confuses Speeedway clerk for a rubber band.
03:04
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Ancient prophet accuses Ben Franklin of authenticating official documents in smuggled Lithuanian squid ink.
03:16
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You’re foolish if you think Gordon Shumway only ate cats.
02:45
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Carney, thought to experiencing epiphany, turns to pulpit…likely confused by local puppet show, study says.
04:02
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Attorney General files lawsuit against sardine can, alleging trace amounts of tuna uncovered beneath the lid.
02:35
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Local gimp set to perform at open-house & craft fair this Sunday!
