Once You Get Over Your Fear of Dying the Only Thing Left to Fear is the Burden of Your Loved Ones Paying for Your Funeral in This Economy
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I Found Out I Was Lactose Intolerant at My 4th Birthday Party While Eating My Ice Cream Cake
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And To This Day I STILL Can Not See Burnt Bacon Without Thinking About That Flaming Cop Car
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Bringing Up the Fun Fact That the Actor That Played the Hospital Technician in the Exorcist Murdered Someone in Real Life Will Not Help You Make Friends
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Some Say the Last Time They Were Seen was Heading into a Wal-Mart Bathroom to do K off Each Others Genitals.
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There Are Many Jokes That Can Be Made But None of Them are as Funny as Your Attempt to be a Functioning Human Being
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Your Friends Don't Secretly Hate You But They Do Think Your Taste in Music is Atrocious
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What can I say? That Just Don't Make a Good Cult Ascention Like They Used To
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When I Was Younger I had Mono & Was Embarrassed But Then I Saw That the Beach Boys Had It During Pet Sounds Too
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People Who Think Titanic is One of the Greatest Films of all Time Peaked in Middle School
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The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 2: Can You Help Me? I Haven't Slept in 36 Hours and the Government Wired My GrubHub Order
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Avril Lavigne Time Traveled to the Past to Save Our Future and We Don't Give Her Enough Recognition
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I Would Love to Join You for Brunch But I have to Go Home, Count My Teeth Collection, and Touch Myself
