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Introduction: tertio tempore timoris incipit - The clock of doom kept ticking, which was good because I forgot to wear my watch
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Act I: The Spirit Halloween store that was only open from November to June
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Act II: The tale of the unreturnable skeleton ornament
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Act III: Numerous mummies
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Act IV: In which the haunted costumes came to life to do a kind of unimpressive flash mob
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Act V: La villa spookiato - An exercise in self-enbalming
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Act VI: The witch that went to dental school
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Interlude: deliciae confractus - candy break!
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Act VII: In which we revisit the plotline about being stuck in a cursed Spirit Halloween, but now there’s goblins
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Act VIII: The pumpkin spice latte price increase due to inflation
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Act IX: A werewolf bar mitzvah implies the existence of a werewolf mohel
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Act X: In the food court of the Crimson King
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Conclusion: tertio tempore timoris terminos - Was it all a dream, or was it a nightmare? Actually, it was daytime, so perhaps a daymare?
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Outro: finis formidulosus fabula - Only the spookiest clocks tick at 66.6 beats per minute
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