Win Stupid Prizes

There are over 27,000 Magic: The Gathering spells in the game, and we have to whittle it down to just one. So we better make it a good one (or not, as the case may be). Alex wants to improve their life, Bear wants to prank his friends, and Eddie just wants his fridge moved. Meanwhile, Jamie plays judge (both on the podcast and in the game) and vigilantly watches for rules violations. We learn something about magic in real life, spend a lot of time simply stopping each other, and discover the real treasure was the tokens we created along the way. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library 0:00 Best MtG spell IRL 1:00 Counterspell 5:42Artist's Talent 10:59 Bant Charm 17:08 You see a pair of goblins 24:35 Done for the day 30:49 Wrong Turn

Did you ever try to buy a house? It's really difficult, they all make too much sense! But in the world of fiction anything is possible... Pwal suggests some interesting room mates, Alex includes a lot of moving parts, and Jamie breaks the laws of physics as they each play the estate agents pitching to start Eddie's property portfolio. We discover that room mates are often a dealbreaker - no matter how nice the house - and have to consider the viability of the podcast in each location. Will any of us find a dream home, or is the concept truly fictional? Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library 0:00 Best fictional house to live in 00:48 Death Star 8:59 The Castle at the top of a Magic Beanstalk 17:52 Baba Yaga's house (with chicken feet) 26:02 The Teletubbies house 33:10 Bowser's Castle 39:20 Dexter's Lab

YARRR YOU SCURVY DOGS! We're assembling the finest seafaring crew the seven seas have ever seen! Just one problem, we don't know who to hire. Ed, Bear, and Pwal bash their collective heads together to fill in the most important roles on a pirate ship, and desperately try and avoid a mutiny (or several) as they do so. We pitch several Captains (not necessarily for the role of Captain), a handful of monsters, and more than one cartoon crab. The only thing we can say for certain is nobody's ever tried to assemble a team like THIS before! Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library 0:00 Who should be on our pirate crew? 1:04 Cook (Mr Krabs & Captain Birdseye) 6:01 Security (Batman & Bowser) 12:04 First Mate (Magneto & Flanders) 16:52 Navigator (Captain Ahab & Map) 21:59 Musician (Sabastian & Satan) 26:38 Figure Head (King Kong & Peter Griffin) 31:21 Captain (Bob the Builder, Barney the Dinosaur, Captain Price)

So we just get rid of one shark? AND there's a cash reward? Count us in! It's the height of summer and tourist season is in full swing in Amity Island, but our old pal Bruce is up to his usual nonsense again. And by usual nonsense we mean eating people. So we've undercut the competition and we're out to stop him! Using John Williams queues, kaiju, blood transfusions, a big kebab, and potentially Ed's fists; Bear, Pwal, and Eddie set about earning their easiest paycheck ever. Or so we thought at first. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

There's a brand new show coming out on the BBC! After 60 years they're launching Season One of Doctor Who, and however you count it, it's the perfect time to add some new enemies for the titular Doctor to face. From classic Batman villains to Rowan Atkinsons finest role, from "whodunnit?" to "WAAAAGH!", we cover all manner of evil entities in this episode; but there's only space for one Dr Who nemesis... Jamie pitches marvellous murder mystery bottle episodes, Eddie plans series long established franchises, and Pwal just wants to add a little Chaos to the mix. All the while, Judge Alex just wants to know what's all the hullabaloo about who this doctor really is anyway? Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon? We explore options including sports, town planning, educational games, biological nonsense, just straight up copying Overcooked, and (of course) Capitalism. Eddie cashes in his PokéPoints, Bear catches the longest Pikachu, and we let Alex cook, whilst Jamie questions why he gave his rarest Pokémon to a bunch of 10 year olds. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

PART 1: https://link.chtbl.com/wsp-033 PART 2: https://link.chtbl.com/wsp-035 The Siege of Gondor is nigh, Sauron's forces are amassing, the King is nowhere to be found, and the forces of good have entrusted their battle plans to three people who are more interested in the battle minis than the actual battle. Meanwhile, three idiots, I mean, hobbits have a merry trek up a mountain and open a shop with absolutely no consequences! The only thing left for it is a climactic showdown at Mount Doom with about as many survivors as you'd expect. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Heads up, we talk a lot about how bodies work in this episode. What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement. Eddie just wants more options, Bear wants to be a gun for some reason, and Jamie won't shut up about the weenus. Meanwhile, Alex shuts down every half-baked idea that comes out of the other three's mouths - and believe me, there are a lot of them. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

PART 1: https://link.chtbl.com/wsp-033 In a world where three idiots were trusted with a ring of ultimate power, their three non-idiot friends try and rectify their mistakes with absolutely no control over the idiots actions. AJ rides a horse, Jamie champions mental health, and Bear admits his limits as they skirt around the fact that Gandalf can basically do everything for them. Alex, Eddie, and Pwallum also make an appearance! Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library ⁠Harp Glissando Down.aiff⁠ by Cunningar0807 on freesound.org Harp Glissando Up.aiff by Cunningar0807 on freesound.org

We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low on this one. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought". Eddie runs for mayor of Whoville, Alex tries to forget, and Bear goes killing again, whilst Jamie decides if we really should be on the Nice List after all. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Once upon a time, our grandfather/uncle/cousin gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Us three cousin/brothers then promptly required rescuing... a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands! In this episode Alex uses a rock, Eddie gets stabbed, and Paul goes to the pub! As we seriously throw into question whether we can survive a third of the journey, let alone destroy some jewellery or whatever. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

The night where every child turns into a monster for a few hours is nearly upon us! So I guess we better blend in by becoming a monster of our own. Which begs the question, which monster would it be best to be in real life? AJ has high aspirations, Bear wants to maximise the comedy, and Pwal just wants rid of those pesky emotions, whilst Eddie is confused why every answer is a bug. These are more lifestyle ideas than costume ideas! Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

It's the Hollywood / Hollywood crossover we never knew we needed! Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off, but we don't know how to bake! So we'll have to submit some friends in our stead. Alex's contestants are easily distracted, Eddie tries to cheat his way to victory, and Jamie helps the other competitors, all whilst Bear licks his lips in anticipation. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

Everybody knows that the worst part of any job is the commute, but due to the premise of the question we do need to do the commute. Thankfully we've got a handful of vehicle-like suggestions to make the commute as least bad as possible! Alex makes our answers redundant, Jamie makes the question redundant, and Bear gets made redundant, while judge Eddie looks for a legal loophole to survive his commute. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

It's been (at least) 9 films, and still we can't get rid of that loveable goofball Sheev Palpatine. Wait, he's not actually loveable, nor a goofball? He's actually a proprietor of the Dark Side and a threat to universal peace? Huh, I guess we should stop him then! Pwal tries to influence the story, Eddie brute forces the issue, and Alex decides the Jedi are the problem. All the while Jamie eagerly waits for the bad guys to win for once. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

There are a lot of dystopian hellscapes in the future, but we aren't here to hear why the future sucks, we want to know which future sucks the least! We wander through fiction and try to explain why the bad futures are good, why the good futures are bad, and ask what even counts as the future anyway? Eddie somehow worms his way into the judges seat whilst Jamie tries to avoid actually being in the future and Alex mostly brings answers which don't actually apply to the question. So join us for what is technically a time travel episode! Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

It's almost time to head Across The Spider-Verse and see what Spiders the Verse has to offer us, but before then we speculate on the Spider-Mans they should really have added to the movie. Jamie wants to mix up the formula, Bear wants to mix up the lexicon, and Eddie wants to do a remix, all the while judge Pwal just wants to avoid getting mixed up in this multiversal nonsense. Warning for arachnophobes, this one does contain the word "spider" a lot. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

With the death of print media, our boy Kal-El is back in the job market. With a CV like Clark's, surely there's a better job for old Supes than whatever passes for a journalist these days? Eddie deliberately ignores the question, Jamie utilises Superman's strengths, and Alex shoots for the moon, whilst Bear reveals some shocking secrets about his good friend Clark Kent. Surprisingly, nobody tries to take over the world in this one. Well not intentionally anyway. Other content: Twitch: ⁠⁠hexagorgonlive⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠HexaGorgon⁠⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠⁠@hexagorgon⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠⁠Hexagorgon⁠⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠⁠hexagorgon⁠⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

With the inevitable success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie just around the corner, there's never been a better time to yoink Mario out of existence and be forced to save Peach ourselves! But without the titula-me, Mario, around is saving a princess even possible? With Eddie in the judge's seat, Pwal brings his aptitude for violence to the table, whilst Alex will do any amount of paperwork to avoid having to actually save a princess themself. Sometimes Bowser lives, sometimes he dies, but the world is almost always worse off than when our plans started. Other content: Twitch: ⁠hexagorgonlive⁠ Website: ⁠www.hexagorgon.com⁠ YouTube: ⁠HexaGorgon⁠ Socials: Twitter: ⁠@hexagorgon⁠ Facebook: ⁠HexaGorgonFB⁠ Support: Patreon: ⁠Hexagorgon⁠ Ko-fi: ⁠hexagorgon⁠ Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library

We did such a good job with our Football balance patch last year that we decided to have another crack at it but with Driving this time. Should cars be tubes? How about spheres? Should it be easier to gain points? Or perhaps driving backwards should make you exempt from the law? Bear wants to take a technical approach to improving the game design, Eddie wants to change the shape of driving as we know it, and Alex thinks the biggest problem with driving is the cars. Meanwhile, Jamie just wants the premise of the episode to remain intact so we don't get sued by every government driving organisation. Other content:Twitch: hexagorgonliveWebsite: www.hexagorgon.comYouTube: HexaGorgon Socials:Twitter: @hexagorgonFacebook: HexaGorgonFB Support:Patreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgon Credits: Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio Library