Closer - The Chainsmokers

12-03-2023 • 54 mins

WANTED: Chain Smoking Alcoholic Murderer

The Tucson Police Department is currently seeking information on a dangerous individual who has been identified as a chain-smoking alcoholic murderer. This individual is believed to be responsible for a string of violent crimes throughout the Tucson area.

The suspect is described as a middle-aged male, approximately 5'10" with a stocky build, and a distinctive gravelly voice. He is known to be a heavy smoker and a frequent patron of local bars.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this individual, please contact the Tucson Police Department immediately. Do not attempt to approach or confront this individual, as he is considered armed and extremely dangerous.

A substantial reward is being offered for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of this individual. Help us bring justice to the victims and their families.

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