Killed to Death

French Ambassador Alphonse Machinist (Paul Bates) finds a colleague flattened. The boys come to the embassy to investigate, and learn more about the current French Revolution, the song Blurred Lines, and the hide press, than they had ever thought possible. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

When a university student is found dead in her dorm, her RA Marsha (Bita Joudaki) stops by to defend herself from Griffin and Steve. Along with famous director and heartthrob Ron Howard, they talk betrayals, Victoria, British Columbia, and renting a car. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Wedding guest Stephanie “Stew” Mills (Laura Ramoso), fresh from the dessert table, talks about discovering the dead body of the groom in the Four Seasons’ cooler. She discusses her actions at the wedding, her kissing history, and is joined by a bald wedding guest. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Founder of her own moving company Barb (Kristie Gunter) discusses a tragedy that unfolded while moving someone into a cottage. They talk about everything from garbage to duck wars to Barb shaking her record-breakingly small ass. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

You might recognize tennis doctor/player Dr. Gumbo (Chris Locke) from his podcast OGAFBWDG – or, from finding his tennis partner dead on the court. Along with his servant Ashford, they try to figure out who held the victim’s head in front of the ball machine; and if laws even apply to the big dogs. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Roshan Patel (Parth Parikh) of Ve Are Tech, a VR startup company, finds the CEO – and his best friend – dead at his desk. He talks about his outdoor lifestyle, the number of interns and contractors, and brainstorms new ideas of what his company could potentially do. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Captain of Serenity Trisha Maxwell (Blair MacMillan) is employed on a Greenpeace ship. When her Co-Captain (the actual captain) is found dead with a hole dug in his chest, they race against the clock to find an answer as each floor is slowly taken over by an advancing tide of predators. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Driving instructor Gus Vroom (Conor Bradbury) discovers the body of a student in the backseat of his Ford Focus. Along with his marketing friend, they get to the bottom of a mystery involving speakers, trains, and Maximum Overdrive. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Lunch lady Ethel Gertel (Rosh Abdullah) finds a corpse in her diner. She talks about her music choice, her chewing tobacco, and her distate of the local health inspectors. Bingo bango. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Nightclub poet Mr. Bingo (Nick Nemeroff) finds a fellow poet dead and upside-down. With bottle service, F1 Races, and being uncircumcised, the boys explore the high stakes world of poetry. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Bella (Tim Blair) finds one of his client/tenants murdered in his shady basement salon. Recorded live at Toronto Comicon. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Barry Henly and Ryan Higgler (Alex Kolanko), twins with a different last name (never touched on), work as a freelance news duo – cameraman and reporter, respectively. That is, until Barry is found dead in the front seat of their Bronco, still with his Joker makeup on. What follows is mostly a discussion of Disney World. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Butler Shania O’Bria (Laura Commisso) finds a corpse in her employer’s laundry shoot. She talks about her oath and her suspicions about her employer – until he shows up himself to defend the rumours about his pools. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

One of the roadies for The Beatles, Bones (Carley Thorne) has the unimaginable happen before their first reunion show – finding Paul McCartney with his brains “bashed out”. He talks about the rest of the crew – Ringo, a misting George Harrison hologram, the Green M&M, Walter Cronkite, and a suspicious lighting grip. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Paramedic Nathan Feinstein (Guled Abdi) explains the living situation in his ambulance, made complicated by the fact his partner was found dead inside. Along with a Cinnabon Chef, they talk about his cat, putting stuff on the ground, and a nasty drool condition. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Dog trainer Mr. Maple (Mike Mildon) finds the body of one of his clients dead. They talk about his multiple surgeries, lead each other into theories, and Steve makes a subtle joke. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Air traffic controller Stevie Nicks (Harrison Weinreb), talks about a body found in the tower washroom. They also talk about his salary, his work history, and the fact that he might be in the CN Tower. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Professional wood carver Marian Rossback (Lisa Merchant) finds a body in her workshop. Along with her great-great-granddaugther, they talk about her old dog, peckers, and what happened to her car. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Forrest Reynolds – AKA Rabbit Farm – AKA Pissdog (Jordan Foisy) is a trucker late for a gathering. His mentor and fellow truck driver Big Reg has gone missing along the route, and he turns to the boys for help. They talk carrots, parking, and Wordle. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

A body is found deep in the jungle (close to the airport), and explorer / West Elm CEO / wife of the deceased Jasmine (Aba Amuquandoh) answers some questions about her work and experience. They are then joined by a mythological Uber Driver to discuss the events. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network